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23 December 2011 @ 11:26 pm
Advent Calendar for Dec 24  
And now we come to the end of the advent calendar.  As prompted by [livejournal.com profile] deborahkla who asked for Santa Claus Around the World.

Open the Door )

 
 
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23 December 2011 @ 07:40 pm
A Child's Christmas In Space  
It's that festive time of year again, so I present you with "A Child's Christmas in Space" by Tom Servo:

Tom Servo: It's quiet in the cold of our own little orbit, starless and Bible black. And as I look down on the big blue bead we would call home, I think it's so near, yet... Oh, I wish on that star and I hope that in a little snow-covered house with a warm hearth and a loving family, maybe some kid is looking up tonight and wishing upon us. Oh, and how I hope sweet Santa will fly by tonight because if he does I'm gonna reach right out and hug that big guy. Oh, for the sound of hooves against the steel hull of the ship. Oh, to see the rosy face of Santa in the portal offering me a Coke and a smile.

Of course, his face *would* be rosy because its a vacuum out there! I mean, Santa's heart would explode! But he wouldn't feel it because the capillaries in his brain would pop like little firecrackers due to the blood boiling away in his face like a pudding in a copper--OH THE HUMANITY! And his jolly old belly would start bubbling like a roasted marshmallow, eyes bulging and popping out... AND THE REINDEER! OH, THE REINDEER keep floating like holiday floats, in their turn exploding like a hail of blood and entrails! Prancer--BOOM! Dancer--BOOM--!
Joel Robinson: HEY!
Crow T. Robot: Tom!
Joel: Tom, take it easy, Santa's gonna be okay, buddy.
Tom: Are ya sure?
Joel: Yeah, give him a little credit, okay?
Tom: What a relief!


I couldn't find a video of just this part, but I found one of the host segment. Tom's bit is at about 1:20:




Happy Holidays One and All!!!
 
 
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